Monthly Archives: July 2011
The Yips
Parallel parking is easy when practiced in front of your house with cones and trash cans. It does, however, become infinitely more difficult when attempted in front of a swanky restaurant in between a BMW 7-Series and a Maserati with … Continue reading
The Pickle
Editor’s Note: The following scenario is merely hypothetical and in no way reflects the true wholesome nature of the devoted readers of Eye Black & Rouge. Imagine the confident new advertising executive sweeps you off your feet and asks you … Continue reading
Double plays and multitasking
You completely space out on a friend’s birthday that’s starting in about an hour. The friend is too close to only give a card and you have just enough time to stop at one location for the gift because you … Continue reading
