Category Archives: Basketball
The Yips
Parallel parking is easy when practiced in front of your house with cones and trash cans. It does, however, become infinitely more difficult when attempted in front of a swanky restaurant in between a BMW 7-Series and a Maserati with … Continue reading
Miami Heat fall victim to the curse of the ensemble cast
Perhaps the only headline capable of distracting the masses from Weiner’s weiner this past week was the demise of LeBron James and the Miami Heat (one man displaying too much of his marbles; the other still trying to find his…) … Continue reading
Filed under Bad Movies, Basketball, Miami Heat
Inflated Numbers
Here are some truths about guys: Guys really, really, really like the song “Freebird” by Lynyrd Skynyrd. It does something to our brains. It makes us drive faster and do goofy air-guitar solos in the middle of Best Buy regardless … Continue reading
Filed under Baseball, Basketball, College Football, Football, Numbers
The Project
Webster’s Dictionary defines a project as “an extensive undertaking requiring concerted effort.” That’s why no one likes 8th grade science (the projects) and why it is so difficult to change that boyfriend you describe as a work-in-progress. Let’s face it. … Continue reading
Filed under Allen Iverson, Baseball, Basketball, Football, Projects
Looking for an athlete?
By now, you should be a little more knowledgeable when it comes to the world of sports. Maybe you don’t know the difference between a 3, 5, and 8-second violation, but you are no longer clueless like Alicia Silverstone. Maybe you … Continue reading
Filed under Auto Racing, Baseball, Basketball, Danica Patrick, Football
Basketball: The Pick and Roll
At a casual glance, basketball is a simple game consisting of putting the ball through the hoop more often than the other team. To accomplish this, however, basketball is a horribly complex game rife with intricate plays, formations and strategies … Continue reading
Filed under Basketball, Dating